Wednesday, April 26, 2006

The North and The South

I didn't say anything tonight, but during the Mt. Rub walk, my body was talking to me about two different subjects at once.

Normally, since I am diabetic, I try to eat something before I exercise. I'm having to re-train myself in this regard. My afternoon didn't go as I had planned. I ended up in a books store because I ended up with an extra hour to kill. So I went and bought a copy of Emile Zola's GERMINAL, which my teaching partner wanted me to read. I went in the back to the froo-froo coffee place and ordered a lightly sweetened froo-froo coffee beverage and sat down to read for a little while.

When I finished, I figured that the milk and beverage would carry me through the hike, since I had a late lunch.

On my way to Mt. Rub, I got trapped by the usual 6 PM train that seems to always slow to a stop when your in a hurry. So I untrapped myself and went and got a few groceries for my lunch tomorrow. I thought about a preemptive trip to the restroom before my walk, since it takes around an hour and I had just had a froo-froo coffee beverage, but I was a little worried about being too late and Do was waiting and I didn't want to leave her hanging out there alone that close to dark.

When I finally got to the mountain, I was about five minutes late.

The walk went well until we began to round the first bend on our way back down. First, I began to feel nature's call. I thought about stopping somewhere and exercising the male prerogative of urinating at will, but the mountain was busy with walkers and I thought I could hold it for awhile.

Then, I began to feel a little hungry. This gradually built up to full-out bonking (when your blood sugar drops). I keep some energy bars in my car, which was 15 minutes away, so I figured I'd be okay. But, as I got closer, the bonking grew and I began to feel a little wobbly. I didn't say anything because I still thought I would be okay.

At the same time, my bladdular needs were increasingly increasing. It was a race between bodily urges.

I probably should have said something about the bonking to Do, but I didn't. But I did wonder if I would have to linger in my car while the energy bar entered my blood stream. Then I remembered that I had a case of orange juice in my trunk that I had not yet unloaded. So, when I got the car, I chugged that, which took less time to de-bonk me than the energy bar would have.

As far as the other need, let's just say I took care of that soon after.

And, by the way Do, if I seemed like I was losing interest in what you were saying and that I was in a hurry to get away, that's why. I was having a little trouble focusing.

Well, a few minutes with Zola, and I'm out.

3 comments:

vivage said...

How about you carry a little container of orange juice and if you really need to go....well, it's disposable.

nimuukng: an action word

Donita Curioso said...

Hey, that's what the truckers do.

So, I wasn't so completely fascinating that you couldn't ignore the bonk and the bladder? I must be slipping.

Hey, I can show you the pee spots on the Rube. There are a few relatively private places where one can enjoy a quick whiz, especially if you have a caring friend there to stand guard.

Would it work to carry a Lifesaver or a mint in your pocket?

You can let me know when you're feeling wobbly. I think it would be better for me to know in case you went into a full-blown bonk. Other hikers carry snack items, especially those with kids. Hope you don't mind drinking OJ from a baby bottle! Anyway, if I know what's going on I can actually be of some help.

Next time ask me. I just might have a mint in my pocket.

Brother Atom Bomb of Reflection said...

I don't think it'll happen often. Maybe it's a sign that my blood sugar is coming down.

Antway, in the future, I will carry something with me.