Sunday, January 18, 2009
About Me
Born in an igloo and raised by wolves, I am largely self-educated, having been taught to read by a highly intelligent dolphin, named Henry, whose life I saved from a very hungry polar bear. Later, at Henry's deathbed, I received my first ukulele. Henry never learned to play the ukulele-seeing as how he didn't have fingers because he was a dolphin. From there, I made my way with my ukulele, a sack of whale blubber, and a dream. I came to California, purchased a fake Masters Degree and teaching credential, and got hired at a local high school, where I teach English during the day and sleep in the teachers' lounge at night, subsisting on scraps I find around the cafeteria.


6 Comments:
Just leave it where Jaysus flang it.
That's where it's supposed to be, dang it.
Besides, I'm the one who brang it.
So leave it where Jaysus flang it.
Just leave it where Jaysus flang it
Don’t bother tryin’ to de-fang it
It’s OJ, and you’ll never Tang it
So just leave it where Jaysus flang it.
Heh! Good one!
Just leave it where Jaysus flang it.
It's a party, so let's shebang it.
Give it a drink and don't harangue it.
And just leave it where Jaysus flang it
combra- a snake with a pompadour.
Jes leave it where Jaysus flang it
Stomp yer big ol' feet and it ----
ill surely (don't call me Shirley) feel like ya brang it
Jes leave it where Jaysus flang it
Sorry to use your blog for email but I'm writing from work.
Wanna walk today? I'm off at 4:30.
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