For Those of You Who Think Obama Hasn't Done Enough
posted by Brother Atom Bomb of Reflection at 9:24 PM
Sunday, January 11, 2009
About Me
- Name: Brother Atom Bomb of Reflection
- Location: Moreno Valley, California, United States
Born in an igloo and raised by wolves, I am largely self-educated, having been taught to read by a highly intelligent dolphin, named Henry, whose life I saved from a very hungry polar bear. Later, at Henry's deathbed, I received my first ukulele. Henry never learned to play the ukulele-seeing as how he didn't have fingers because he was a dolphin. From there, I made my way with my ukulele, a sack of whale blubber, and a dream. I came to California, purchased a fake Masters Degree and teaching credential, and got hired at a local high school, where I teach English during the day and sleep in the teachers' lounge at night, subsisting on scraps I find around the cafeteria.
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3 Comments:
that "getting laid" clause doesn't go into effect until inauguration day.
I thought Obama would caulk my shower wearing a Speedo.
imess- Sometimes I really do.
That's why all those hot babes were following me. They thought I was you!
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